Pineapple Whiskey Express

Bitch, grab these items so we can make this drink:

3 chunks of ripe pineapple

1 small orange

1 lemon wedge

3 tablespoons of brown turbinado sugar

2-3 ounces Jim Beam Black Bourbon Whiskey

2 cups of ice

2 tablespoons of agave

A blender

A knife

Okay, Bitch... Let's get to the mixing part!

Before you mix anything, let's get the glass together.

Grab yourself a martini glass and rub a lil bit of the agave on the rim of the glass.  Now, pour the turbinado sugar on a plate. Flip the glass over in the plate and rub the rim in the sugar.  Once you have the rim covered, take the glass and put in the freezer while you make the drink. (Listen, bitch don't get sidetracked cause that Dollar Tree glass will break if you leave it in the freezer too long. 

So boom.. Here’s what you need to do to make the drink. 

Get a knife and cut the orange into four pieces and squeeze ALL the juice from the orange wedges into your blender.

Throw in your 2 or 3 shots of the whiskey (depending on how strong you want the drink).

Spoon in the agave (it’s for sweetness)

Toss in the pineapple chunks and the ice. 

Now blend that shit until the consistency screams Yessssssssss! 

Go get that glass out of the freezer and pour your drink in. Grab that lil lemon wedge, twist it and place it in the middle of the drink. 

Now for the fun part…  

Take a picture of the finished drink and don’t forget to tag a real bitch (@BrokeBitchesGottaEat 

NOTE: You can refill your martini glass 2 or 3 times with this recipe.